In breaking news today, scientists revealed that the Eastern Seaboard of North America and the tip of Europe (commonly known as the United Kingdom) have switched places in a rare continental shuffle. While residents of U.S. States had suspected it for some time, it was only today that leading geologists and meterologists went public with the information. This explains the cool and unusually rainy spring and summer the eastern United States has experienced this year, but the reasons for the sections of the two continents to exchange places has not yet become clear. It may be the first test of an exchange program between the two continents to experience other weather patterns–top scientists are working even now to discover more details about the fascinating switch. We will update you as soon as we have more news, including the latin scientific name for the continental shuffle which is currently under discussion.
19 June, 2009 at 11.17 pm |
“It may be the first step in an exchange program between continents…” Bwahaha… =D
19 July, 2009 at 12.29 am |
For realz.
I know I’m replying to this a month later… but I actually was wearing a jacket out tonight because it was rainy and kinda cold. Note: I do live in Morgantown now (it definitely would not be at all cool in SC).